A Gastronomic Love Letter to The Capital Grille in Troy, Michigan

Welcome back to "Mike's Favorite Things," where today we're embarking on a culinary journey to a place that's more than just a restaurant—it's a lavish escape into the world of fine dining. Yes, dear readers, I'm talking about none other than The Capital Grille in Troy, Michigan. Whether you're celebrating a milestone, or simply in the mood to splash cash like you're the next Rockefeller, this is the spot where your epicurean dreams come true.

A New Look for Legendary Tastes

Following an unexpected remodel due to a fire, The Capital Grille has shed its former skin of stuffy portraits. Gone are the solemn faces of the Dodge Brothers and other titan figures who built Detroit, replaced by vibrant colorful tributes to Motor City legends like Henry Ford, Aretha Franklin, and even Sonny Bono—because, yes, he's one of us. And between you and me, I'm still waiting on the call to have my portrait added to their illustrious walls.

The Feast Begins.  Let's dive into the menu, a testament to the art of culinary excellence:

Appetizers to Whet Your Appetite

• Steak Tartare: A dish for the daring, served with all the trimmings and brioche toasts. It's a start so chic, you'll momentarily forget you're in Michigan and not a Parisian bistro.
• Lobster Bisque Soup: This isn't just soup; it's a velvet hug for your taste buds, garnished with chunks of Maine lobster that whisper sweet nothings to your soul.
• Pan-Fried Calamari with Hot Cherry Peppers: Their signature appetizer that's as fiery as it is crispy. A must-have that's worth every calorie (ask for light oil, but really, why would you?).

Entrees That Steal the Show (my only entre)

• Filet Mignon: Cooked to your preference, but let's be clear—if it's beyond medium-rare, we need to have a serious chat about your life choices.  You can get it prepared Oscar style.  If you don;'t know what that is, leave McDonalds.

Sides That Are Almost the Main Attraction

• Creamed Spinach, Roasted Wild Mushrooms, and Asparagus: Because we all need something green on our plates, even if it's just to make our pee smell funny. Yes, you read that right.

A Dessert Finale

• The Capital Grille Cheesecake: Brûlée style with fresh berries. It's not just dessert; it's an encore performance that deserves a standing ovation.

Libations to Linger Over

• Don Julio Reposado Old Fashioned: For those who like their evenings to have a smooth finish.
• Double Espresso: Because after this feast, you'll need an extra kick to remind you that reality awaits outside.

An Ode to Indulgence

The Capital Grille in Troy isn't just a place to eat; it's where culinary dreams are crafted with precision and served with flair. From the moment you're seated, you're not just a diner; you're royalty. And in this kingdom of flavor, every bite tells a story of tradition, innovation, and indulgence.

So, whether you're celebrating, compensating, or simply cultivating your inner gourmand, make your way to The Capital Grille. Trust me, your palate will thank you, your wallet might not, but hey, some experiences are worth every penny.

Enjoy!

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